Thursday, May 15, 2008

Bitches and Dongs

After a several week vacation, it appears "This Is the Spot" has returned. "This Ain't No Spot" has no choice but to rebut the onslaught of tom-foolery coming from said blog.

First. Don't care about your music clips. Not even willing to listen to either one of them.

The commentary on your virtual lady friends is ok. But come on. 75% "like" rating to get your bone on is not low. That is high. 50% is more realistic. Seriously.

Most importantly, the dong shortage (that's what she said) is no joke. Fortunately this blogger is fully-donged. No need to worry.