The Real Spot

Yes, this blog is "This Ain't No Spot". If you are looking for something that is more "This Is The Spot," check out www.earlyrisedesign.com. It offers web design services from the same people who deliver the cutting commentary of this blog.

Bitches and Dongs

After a several week vacation, it appears "This Is the Spot" has returned. "This Ain't No Spot" has no choice but to rebut the onslaught of tom-foolery coming from said blog.

First. Don't care about your music clips. Not even willing to listen to either one of them.

The commentary on your virtual lady friends is ok. But come on. 75% "like" rating to get your bone on is not low. That is high. 50% is more realistic. Seriously.

Most importantly, the dong shortage (that's what she said) is no joke. Fortunately this blogger is fully-donged. No need to worry.

Yawn

"This Is the Spot" has recently reduced itself to linking to news stories and providing nothing more than one sentence analyses. It just isn't what it used to be.

Rice

The writer of "This Is The Spot" recently posted links to stories about rice. Can't say I'm surprised.

No Balls

Recently, the writer of "This Is The Spot" produced his first decent post. He provided some amusing anecdotes involving Kansas guard Sherron Collins...then his balls shriveled up and he deleted his post because it was too controversial. Sack Up.

Why do casinos have attractive women walking around, serving drinks? It has nothing to do with bet size. Simply put, given the choice to gamble with fly chicas nearby versus without hot girls nearby I will always choose gambling with the honeys.

Hmm...

Push it to the limit or don't push it to the limit? Discuss.

Natural Numbers

The natural numbers refer to all positive integers {1,2,3,4,...} or all non-negative integers {0,1,2,3,...}. Theoretical mathematicians tend to favor the latter definition. However, the definition has never been and never will be "integers, fractions,algebraic numbers" as some other bloggers have suggested.